這兩天突然有個(gè)新詞火了，那就是“積極廢人”。
一時(shí)間，朋友圈像是街邊的電線桿，被貼滿了白紙黑字的小廣告，而且貼的還是同一張圖，就是這個(gè)：
Active Loser
An active loseris someone who loves to set goals but fails to achieve them.
These people have a lot of aspiration to be active but find it difficult to follow through in practical terms.
Often, active losers get caught in a cycle of inspiration, good intentions and then procrastination, which is immediately followed by guilt for being so lazy.
loser n. 失敗者
procrastination [pr u,kr sti'nei n]：拖延
嗯~
打擊面很廣嘛。
為了讓大家更直觀地理解這個(gè)人設(shè)，我們來(lái)舉3個(gè)例子。
積極廢人式健身
從過(guò)年后就一直在喊“我要減肥！”，
把微信頭像改成了“不瘦十斤不換頭像”。
還去健身房辦了一張好貴的年卡，
覺(jué)得自己會(huì)因?yàn)樾奶坼X而堅(jiān)持鍛煉。
不過(guò)到現(xiàn)在只去了三次，
而且只間歇性地跑了10分鐘，
自拍照倒是拍了不少。
每次健身后還要用一杯全糖奶茶來(lái)獎(jiǎng)勵(lì)自己。
事實(shí)上去年已經(jīng)辦過(guò)一張4000塊的健身年卡，
總共去了8次，每次健身成本500塊，
然后，現(xiàn)在比過(guò)年后又胖了3斤。
嗯，積極廢人式減肥無(wú)疑了。
積極廢人式背單詞
一直揚(yáng)言說(shuō)要練出一口倫敦腔，
也多次在公開(kāi)場(chǎng)合對(duì)英式口音發(fā)表溢美之詞，
不過(guò)連續(xù)背單詞的最高紀(jì)錄只有3天，abandon背了800遍，
之前花幾千塊錢報(bào)的口語(yǔ)課程現(xiàn)在也半價(jià)掛到了閑魚(yú)上；
學(xué)了20年英語(yǔ)，但現(xiàn)在能流利講出的也只有
Fine, thank you, and you?
嗯，積極廢人式學(xué)英語(yǔ)，合格。
積極廢人式存錢
早已意識(shí)到自己與貧窮只有一線之隔，
下定決心要開(kāi)始存錢。
不過(guò)這個(gè)月還是把工資的3/4貢獻(xiàn)給了
7個(gè)網(wǎng)紅淘寶店主+5家網(wǎng)紅餐廳+星巴克的新品+愛(ài)豆演唱會(huì)門票。
嗯，積極廢人式存錢，鑒定完畢。
是不是沁人心脾？短短4個(gè)字的概括力簡(jiǎn)直不要太強(qiáng)大。
而除了積極廢人以外，最近冒出來(lái)的新人設(shè)還真不少，我們來(lái)數(shù)一數(shù)：
邋遢潔癖
Messy Mysophobic
釋義
人前干凈整潔又精致，私底下就是臟亂差。
Amessy mysophobicis someone who only appears clean and well-presented in public, but in private they can be a total mess.
mysophobic [,ma s 'f b k]：有潔癖的；有潔癖者
mysophobia [,ma s 'f b ]：不潔恐懼癥
messy：臟亂的
男的發(fā)型清爽，白T恤發(fā)光，身上還有好聞的肥皂味；女的妝容完美，衣服上沒(méi)有一個(gè)褶子，還做了法式美甲。但他們家里通常亂得像戰(zhàn)場(chǎng)，被子是直接堆在床上的，衣服是隨便亂放的；只要不出門，他們可以不洗頭、不洗臉、不刮胡子。
Males may have that clean-cut hair style and brilliant white T-shirt; females may have flawless makeup and perfect nails – but their homes could be a total tip, with clothes all over the floor and dirty dishes in the sink left for days on end.
家里的那道大門對(duì)他們來(lái)說(shuō)不是一扇普通的門，而是一個(gè)跨越兩個(gè)世界的傳送門。
The front door to these homes are no ordinary doors, they're portals between two very different worlds.
隱形貧困人口
Invisible poor
釋義
這些人看起來(lái)每天有吃有喝有玩，生活質(zhì)量還挺高，但實(shí)際上非常貧窮。
The invisible poor are people who appear to live an affluent lifestyle, but are actually impecunious.
affluent [' flu nt]：富裕的
impecunious [, mp 'kjun s]：沒(méi)錢的；貧窮的（有時(shí)為幽默用法）
他們花30塊喝一杯咖啡，他們花300塊去網(wǎng)紅餐廳打卡，他們花500塊買一件精品復(fù)古白T恤，他們花工資的一半租CBD旁邊的房子。
A typical month could mean they spend RMB30 for a cup of coffee, RMB300 at the trendiest restaurant, RMB500 for a plain white vintage T-shirt, as well as spending half of their monthly salary to rent near the CBD.
他們的生活看起來(lái)非常富足，但他們每個(gè)月的賬戶余額都清零。
A lifestyle this extravagant without sufficient funds may project wealth but in reality, the balance sheet always returns to zero at the end of every month.
野生KOL
Spontaneous Key Opinion Leader
釋義
他們是朋友圈的野生廣告人，只不過(guò)是不賺廣告費(fèi)的那種。
A Spontaneous Key Opinion Leader is someone at the forefront of brand advocacy in their social networks.
他們每天都在推薦各種品質(zhì)良莠不齊的食品、餐廳、服裝、活動(dòng)、旅游目的地，為朋友們的消費(fèi)升級(jí)操碎了心，其活躍程度令人膽寒。
These social media enthusiasts don't typically charge a fee to help promote a brand, restaurant, clothing label, activity or travel destination. They go out of their way to help their friends accomplish their consumption upgrade. Their enthusiasm can scare the hell out of you.
這些人絕對(duì)是這個(gè)商業(yè)社會(huì)的脊梁。
No doubt, they are the backbones of this commercial society.
略懂先生
Mr. Know-A-Bit
釋義
他們似乎什么都懂一點(diǎn)，并且迫切地想讓大家都知道他們懂一點(diǎn)。
A Mr. Know-A-Bit is someone who seems to know a bit about everything.
別人的談話如果涉及到他們知道的名詞，他們就會(huì)非常積極地插入對(duì)話并發(fā)表自己的觀點(diǎn)，并且他們并不在乎別人是不是想知道他們說(shuō)的這些東西。
Every time they overhear someone discussing a topic of which they know a bit about, they're all too eager to unashamedly and unapologetically impart their little bit of knowledge, regardless of whether it's wanted or not.
impart [ m'pɑ t]：給予
隨便女士
"You Decide" Lady
釋義
她們的口頭禪是“隨便”、“都可以”，看起來(lái)好像把選擇權(quán)都交給了你，但實(shí)際上你必須選到她們滿意。
A "You Decide" Lady is someone who always gives you the freedom to make choices for them. However, don't be fooled, even though she appears to allow you the freedom to make your own choices, she actually wants you to make a choice that she finds suitable.
臥底富豪
Undercover Millionaires
釋義
這些人成功地混跡在貧困人口當(dāng)中，有時(shí)候還跟著一起哭窮，對(duì)各種窮人的自嘲段子了如指掌。
Undercover millionaires are rich people who profess to be poor in order toblend in with the common man.
blend in：混入
不過(guò)他們卻常常因一些小物件不小心露富，說(shuō)不定在杭州還有兩套地鐵房。
It can be difficult to maintain the appearance of poverty, as they accidentally reveal their true financial status through a series of little items. They probably own two properties near subway stations in a city like Hangzhou.
這些人是隱形的人生贏家，他們就是以前上學(xué)時(shí)那種喊著“沒(méi)復(fù)習(xí)好”卻考了第一的人。
These people were probably the children at school who claimed to have done no preparation for an exam and end up top of the class.
口頭胖子
Self-proclaimed Fatty
釋義
他們?nèi)粘１г棺约旱氖秤€經(jīng)常說(shuō)自己得減肥了。但他們其實(shí)并不胖，甚至還很瘦。
A self-proclaimed fatty is someone who often complains about their never-ending appetite and their desire to lose weight when in actual fact, they are quite slim.
appetite：[' p ta t] 胃口
肌肉博士
Muscular Doctor
釋義
肌肉博士可能沒(méi)有肌肉，也可能并不是博士，這只是一個(gè)統(tǒng)稱。它指的是那種把自己的愛(ài)好精進(jìn)到極致，以至于與自己外表的人設(shè)嚴(yán)重割裂的人。
A muscular doctor is an umbrella termgiven to people who have achieved surprisingly high levels of success in their chosen hobbies, which may go against their own character traits.
umbrella term：涵蓋性術(shù)語(yǔ)
trait [tre t]：特點(diǎn)，特征
比如她可能是個(gè)人淡如菊、話不多的白領(lǐng)小姑娘，但其實(shí)在王者榮耀開(kāi)了3個(gè)號(hào)，而且3個(gè)都上了王者，玩游戲前會(huì)先用微積分計(jì)算各個(gè)英雄的傷害能力再?zèng)Q定入手哪個(gè)英雄。
For example, an unassuming and timid girl could secretly be highest ranked on the Kings of Glory leader board and uses ruthless tactics to decimate her opponents!
unassuming [' n 's m ] ：謙遜的，不愛(ài)出風(fēng)頭的
decimate ['des me t]： 大批殺害
當(dāng)然，肌肉博士也的確可能是個(gè)有博士學(xué)位并練出了八塊腹肌和人魚(yú)線的單身男子。
And of course, it could also be a person with a doctoral degree and a rock-hard six pack.
精老爺們
Pro Dude
釋義
這是一幫絕對(duì)的直男，他們也刻意維持著直男的形象和穿著，但他們的精致程度讓絕大多數(shù)女人都汗顏，不光會(huì)花大把的精力在穿衣和護(hù)膚上，而且還嚴(yán)格管理著自己的身材。
A pro dude is a straight guy who maintains a highly sophisticated lifestyle which would make most women ashamed of themselves. He not only puts considerable effort into his personal grooming regimen and fashion choices, but also strictly manages his image.
regimen ['r d m n]： 養(yǎng)生法
他們的服裝雖然可能是基本款，但很有可能是花2小時(shí)選的；他們可能留著胡渣，但那胡渣是精修過(guò)的。
His outfit may look thrown together and his stubble 5 days old, but the clothes took two hours to choose and his facial hair is carefully crafted for that naturally-rugged look.
stubble ['st bl]： 須茬
另外，他們大多單身，因?yàn)樯磉叺呐藢?shí)在趕不上他們的標(biāo)準(zhǔn)。
Finally, these men look so perfect to everyone else, they're often single because admirers believe they cannot match such perfect standards.
（來(lái)源：中國(guó)日?qǐng)?bào)雙語(yǔ)新聞編輯部）
